Capassity

When your ass is so big, that it can't get any bigger

Did you see the junk in her trunk? It has definitely reached capassity.

by bopgirl February 12, 2010

cat-ass

when someone tkaes a drag of your cigarette and leaves it all gooey and wet!

you asshole, you cat-assed my smoke!

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

catasstrophy

after your cat uses the litterbox, and runs away from it, sometimes a few leftovers linger on him and fall in his wake. These are catasstrophies.

I walked into the kitchen only to find a catasstrophy next to the refrigerator.

by ebymel April 3, 2008

Cat-Ass

Jumping onto high surfaces quickly, and silently landing on your ass. The use of arms for balance is strictly prohibited.

Andrew cat-assed onto the roof of his car.

by AndrewRice July 27, 2011

apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.

Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.

by Fearman March 31, 2008

Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!

Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009