Carlton Banks 

Derived from the character on Will Smith's tv series "Fresh Prince of Bellaire," Carlton Banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. Can be shortened to a "Carlton"

Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."

A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!

Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.

Girlfriend: "No one's home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."

Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"

Carlton Banks by That Rogue December 2, 2009

Carlton Cole 

A sexual position in which the man (who must be black and hung like a horse) completely attacks and dominates the person of the opposite sex (may be black or white) and when at the point of ejaculation, the man pulls out and as he cant finish, ejaculates in her ear

I Carlton Cole'd my gf by cumming in her ear

Carlton Cole by Numancia May 6, 2013

Carlton dance 

Carlton's dance from The Fresh Price og Bel-Air.

Carlton dance
Nobody got moves like carlton

Carlton dance by bamboali June 8, 2012

Carlton United Tragedy 

1. Song from the album "The Stage is Set" -Lyrical Commission.

2. A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...

(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...

Carlton United Tragedy by 215Klique October 11, 2007

Carlton Prime 

Just a person who likes hockey a lot and supports the leafs, and doesn’t talk a lot, mostly a chill person.

Carlton Prime always loves hockey and plays it, and would die for it

Carlton Prime by Carlton Prime March 6, 2023

carlton fisked 

To send the brain stem of a would be assailant down his spine and out of his rectum onto the concrete with a baseball bat.

Wannabe gangster: Gimme all your money or I'll beat you up.

Victim: Umm no.

Wannabe gangster: Yes.

(Out comes the Louisville Slugger) WHAM!!!

Victim: You've been Carlton Fisked.

carlton fisked by Colonel Enguss November 12, 2006

carlton arms 

a quick lay good for the midnight quicky not good for a wifey at all

dude 1- komar leave carlton arms alone

komar-but i dont wanna its to fun

dude 1-to bad pass carlton arms up and let her pick a dude she will be happy

carlton arms by the-noob October 29, 2011