Canaille

Cajun adjective (kah-NIGH) used to describe a person who is usually hiding something, such as true intentions or ulterior motives.

You can see in that canaille little smile, he's up to something.

by Booshstash September 21, 2011

Canal Zone

The line formed by the groove between a woman's breasts.
Aka. Cleavage.

She has a huge canal zone.

by Andrew N H February 22, 2006

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Cranial Rectitus

A severe medical condition caused by excessive arrogance and ignorance resulting in one's head becoming lodged into their anal rectal region.

My customer was yelling and belittling me . I determined he suffered from Cranial Rectitus.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

Cannalingus

Cannalingus is the art of oraly pleasuring a vagina whilst using cannabis infused topicals.

Wow babe that cannabis lube really works! Yea its taken my oral skills to a whole new level, cannalingus.

by Teagen le Tigressa May 31, 2018

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019

grand canal

A female's reproductive organ.

See: Vagina

I drove the sub up the grand canal last night.

by aggieman May 19, 2006