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cagonavirus

Many people responded to the CVID-19 Coronavirus by panic buying. And the toilet paper perceived scarcity became an actual scarcity. Cagon(a) is the Mexican word mean "someone who takes a lot of craps. Sometime in March, 2020 a man who not being able to find a pack of rolls of toilet paper for a few days posted on Facebook blaming all the crazy cagones and coined the term Cagon-a-virus.
Toilet paper was selling out at all stores, lines of people buying out toilet paper, price gouging online for toilet paper etc etc
The Cagonavirus outbreak is so bad I have resorted to stealing a roll from work.
by Charkhian March 13, 2020
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cagon

1. A muttony pie.

2. A half-wolf, half-dragon creature, forged in the midst of a struggle with evil wizards. This definition is less highly-regarded; specious.
1. Where the hell is the cagon and construda? Laurence Maroney is hungry.

2. Some cagons can cast an anti-magic spell, if cagons existed, which they don't.
by WolfDragon November 7, 2007
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Mini Cagon

The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon
Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!

Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...
by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009
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cagool

stands for an unsuccessful affair with Chantal
Alec: I fucked up with Chantal
Fucko: wa dya get exactly ass hole?
Alec: I get cagool, fucko!

Smack
Fucko: Chantal is a bitch give me her Number
Alec: I know who you are, you're not Fucko, you're greg!
Fucko: Zuck!
by fucko May 10, 2005
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cahoon

A amazing last name that if one has is very skilled at singing
The Cahoon's are such good singers
by UnKnownNA June 18, 2017
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canoone

New canoe for noon fishing trips
I have a canoone , lets go fishing at noon!
by Lunarx27 August 27, 2017
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Cahooner

It just means pussy or for you kids it's vagina.
Kid 1: Fuck dude her cahooner was real stanky!

Kid 2: I know man I can smell that thing from a mile away!!
by Coldfef March 3, 2020
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