Buttstache

A hairy, unkept bum.

That girl should not be wearing a thong at the beach, she obviously hasn't waxed her buttstache in months.

by sara r. September 2, 2005

buttsack

A buttsack is when you staple a mans scrotum over their buttcrack. When you have a buttsack you cant poop and it hurts to sit down because you will sit on your nuts. It is a cruel and unusual punishment.

Bitch get up off me before i staple you a buttsack

by benito October 7, 2004

buttstinker

Butt stinker: A person who's rear end stinks. Typically the smell from a Butt Stinkers backside will show itself as soon as you are within arms reach of the person. Example: I went to talk to Billy, but as soon as I got close all I could smell was the stench from his ass, He is a butt stinker. Breaking the seal : this refers to when a butt stinker uses the bathroom prior to you. Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence they broke the seal.

Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence this person is a buttstinker

by Stankerrr May 20, 2014

Buttshark

Buttshark - Person that love to kiss the bosses Ass.

Man can did you see Bob with the new boss, he's such a Buttshark!

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005

Buttstache

The hair directly surrounding the anus or when the hair around the anus forms into a mustache shape.

When he spread his butt cheeks, his Buttstache was staring me right in the face.

I wanted to eat the booty like groceries, but the bitch had a nasty Buttstache.

by AesopFables March 4, 2016

ButtSack

A Wrinkly Ass That Looks Like A Nut Sack

Yeah she has a ButtSack Bro...

by idwer May 27, 2018

Buttsnake

A big purple dildo that resembles a snake.
Commonly used for ramming closeted-gay husbands' assholes.

Did you see the way Lee shoved that buttsnake up his ass?

When the clock strikes midnight, there the buttsnake will stand, slithered up your asshole.

by BUTTSNAKESR4EVR August 20, 2010