buttsmuckers

dani and jess the coolest peeps on earth and hottest..... uhhuh we like to smuck butts

r u fuckin stupid....

by cok June 8, 2003

Buttsmuggle

The act of concieling valuables in one's anus.

Also known as "Buttvaulting"

T-Bone was forced to buttsmuggle cigarettes and other forms of contraband into prison because he needed to purchase his safety from the Arian Brotherhood.

by Kilo Jonez March 22, 2011

Buttimandering

Selectively releasing caucus information to present the false appearance that a politician ( for example Pete Buttigieg) has more support than other candidates.

There were allegations of widespread Buttimandering following the DNC's decision to initially release only 60% of Iowa Caucus results.

by lovemybitchlords February 6, 2020

Buttimandering

Selectively releasing caucus information to present the false appearance that Pete Buttigieg has more support than other candidates.

There were allegations of widespread Buttimandering following the DNC's decision to initially release only 60% of Iowa Caucus results.

by xoias February 7, 2020

Burtism

A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.

I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.

by Atom Heart April 23, 2021

Battism

The uncontrollable urge to beat someone with a baseball bat at random

Guy 1: Hey dude, I think I have Battism
Guy 2: How so?
Guy 1: I just randomly beat up my friend yesterday with a baseball bat.

by Leesbra July 9, 2021

Battism

A slang term by Jamaicans in recognition of homosexual acts , people and symbols.

“I am going to the rainbow club,” I am not going too much Battism gwans there.

by Atvio February 4, 2022