Butterfinger 

a. That delicious candybar with a chocolate coating and crispy peanut butter candy in the middle that crumbles in layers.
1)It sticks to your teeth
2)Comes in a yellow-orange wrapper
3)Promoted for years by cartoon icon Bart Simpson.The commercial would have Homer Simpson trying in some desperate way to get the Butterfinger bar...but was always too stupid. Bart would then say
"No one can lay a finger on my Butterfinger" or something.

"Hey look, a Butterfinger...it's so delicious and yellow--DON'T lay a finger on it, it's MINE"
I dunno, what example can I give, dumbass?

Butterfinger by That's my Butterfinger! August 24, 2008

South Hampton Butterfinger 

1. noun: a three part sexual act between a man and woman that begins with anal sex. After anal penetration the man then enters his bleeding female partner vaginally. The final act happens when the man pulls out and while receiving a blow job from his significant other then ejaculates in her face.

After shopping at the Home Depot last weekend, Katie and I saw a romantic comedy at a local theater and although we had no snacks while watching the movie, when we returned home I gave her a South Hampton Butterfinger.

South Hampton Butterfinger by Millard Hampton December 5, 2009

Butterfingers

When you're stalking on the gram and you accidentally like a pic

Nicki: "Oh shit! My damn butterfingers accidentally liked my baby daddy's ex gf's mom's sister's pic!

Butterfingers by 26dontcare June 2, 2015

Butterfingers

When you try to catch something and it slips out of your hands.

"You have butterfingers bro! You can't even catch a basketball!"

Butterfingers by SuperCatgirl2 October 16, 2018

Finger Batter 

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

Finger Batter by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021

Wadena Butterfinger

Buttering 4 of your fingers up her #1 and #2 holes while getting BJ. When ready to blow, shove fingers under her nose and say something salient to Minnesota.

Ex: "This ain't Minneapolis sweetie" Or, "Did you know Harmon Killabrew liked bj's too?"

I met this chick from Minneapolis at the NiteOwl, she was talking shit all night. I had to give her the tourist treatment

Did mean the "Wadena Butterfinger" ?

Yep.

Wadena Butterfinger by dirtbag0154 August 3, 2010

legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.

Dam Pea Jay is deadass legally butterfingered

legally butterfingered by Pea Jay November 17, 2016