26dontcare's definitions

Virgarried

When you're married but forced to be a virgin.

Jelly: "Man, I'm officially virgarried."
Jam:"How do you know?"
Jelly:"Because I'm bitchy, I got a ring on it, and I haven't gotten laid since March."
Jam: "But it's June."
Jelly: "Exactly. "

by 26dontcare June 2, 2015

Butterfingers

When you're stalking on the gram and you accidentally like a pic

Nicki: "Oh shit! My damn butterfingers accidentally liked my baby daddy's ex gf's mom's sister's pic!

by 26dontcare June 2, 2015