Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017

buddy bumped

When one decides for one reason or another to bump the buddies in their top-8 on Myspace to a lower position.

Most tweens/young teens do this when they are fighting with their friends about boys/and or who's lipgloss color is the cutest.

(girl crying...)
Mom: Hunny what's wrong? Why are you crying??
Daughter: Bobby buddy bumped me for some bitch ass ho from third period!
Mom: Awe, I'm sorry, just kick him in the huevos!

OR

Taisha: That BITCH! (gasping at the computer)
Shanaynay: Guuuuurl what's going on?
Taisha: Latisha buddy bumped me for that piece o' trash shithead that made her do a dirty sanchez!
Shanaynay: She a ho... forget about her!

by Nicki de Cali December 9, 2008

Bumped Shoulders

Bumped Shoulders

as I walked into a bar, I bumped shoulders with my husband.

by Description Finder May 30, 2018

Bumple

To brush up against with the boobs or ta tas and or press them up against something.

dude, if you pay that stripper a few extra bucks, she will bumple your face for ya

by dumpler February 27, 2009

Bumped

1. Getting the raw end of the deal. Usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. The word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980's victim shit.

2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'

3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.

Missy: He's such a cheap bastard, i work 9-to-5 and come home to shit... i'm so getting bumped.'

Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'

by johnny_dust September 29, 2005

bumped cats

The act of two females scissoring.

Watching mud wrestling matches on pay-per-view got Sheila and Naomi so wet, they bumped cats all night long.

by addmykaaa August 21, 2009

BUMPED

Something that is stolen.

Look at what I bumped from tescos!

I like your hat! BUMPED!

by Maisie! January 20, 2008