Bumfuck O' clock

An ungodly hour that one finds themselves awake at, but dont want to be.

Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.

"I had to wake up at Bumfuck O' clock today to get to work"

"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"

by FoxyBrown92 November 3, 2017

bumfuck iraq

Lost, no radio traffic, low on fuel, low on ammunition, no MREs outside the wire west of the Hershey Bypass somewhere in the middle of Iraq.

I was gonna go to your sister's house and pick her up but, I'm really not up for it. Besides, she lives downtown near the fifth ward man, and my cell phone is dead, I just used my last twenty for some grub and gas, man that's like bumfuck Iraq all over again!

by Steel-Rain-Echo-6 November 27, 2017

East Bumfuck

East Bumfuck. A small hole in the wall town, that no one knows how to get to. Amazon won't even deliver there.
IE: Hull Massachusetts, a small town on the east coast, an hour south of Boston. Ever been? ... Exactly.

Dave: Where are we?

Casey: East Bumfuck that's where.
Dave: Oh yeah, that makes sense.

by bostoncasey December 18, 2018

bumfuckalice

This word - or rather, saying - was invented to express a feeling that no other word can express. Bumfuckalice expresses joy, concern, grief, anger, and just plain bumfuckalice. It can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective.

"Bumfuckalive this is a big potato"
"Go bumfuckalive a tree"
"That's one big bumfuckalice!"

by anon November 21, 2004

Bumfuck, Idaho

a small, unknown, undistinguished town; the middle of nowhere

My car's broken down in Bumfuck, Idaho and I can't get a tow!

by Buttdude June 11, 2006

bugfucker

Person with an extremely small dick, see needledick

That needledick bugfucker is hung like a mosquito.

by Helpful April 30, 2003

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

by weave September 9, 2003