Brooker

A Brooker is the coolest, funniest, sexiest, most amazing, person you'll ever meet.

I love my Brooker, he's the best, and totally hot in the sack.

by Mermy July 26, 2009

broomer

n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.

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Hurry hard! Split the rings and ice their broomer!

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

brooger

brooger is another word for the name brooke, she'll give you wedgies, boob punches, and make fun of boner hair.
She's got a boyfriend, usually with a ton of freckles(freckle face) that she simply adores. She plays volleyball and is pretty good at it. She's a dork like baby man but less than him. She simply hates her civics teacher, because he thinks they're retarded or something. She's got two bestfriends though one of them is the bomb diggity ahemmm.. anyway she can be tons of fun and has the best dance moves with her bomb diggity friend. She also likes to shart alot.

hey you know brooger?
oh you mean brooke?
yeah, she's got some big tatas.
oh really? dude your right!

by Gabbers18 January 29, 2009

broderick

(n) a bathing of one's balls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la Matthew Broderick in the movie, "Election." Similar to whore bath and Italian shower, but a little more involved.

Damn, it was hot today. I need to take a quick broderick before we go out.

by PoopMachine July 15, 2008

broderick

(n) a bathing of one's balls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la Matthew Broderick in the movie, "Election." Similar to whore bath and Italian shower, but a little more involved.

Damn, it was hot today. I need to take a quick broderick before we go out.

by PoopMachine May 13, 2005

broomer

slang for a witch.derived from this quote:
"Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick... We are flexible..." author unknown.

I had this relationship. things started out real good and she turned into a real broomer.

by mar'scorpio February 3, 2010

Broders

To drink to the point of complete and total retardation. In the state of being "broders" you will be so gone your friends will have to carry you and keep you from fighting everyone else around you. Best to stop your friends before they get to this point

I drank so much last night i was totally broders.

by Zach Broders January 16, 2009