When you take care of your friends who have had far too much to drink. This goes above and beyond the simple task of being the designated driver as it includes but is not limited to:
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places
Making sure they don't get into fights
Making sure if they do get into a fight, damage received is minimal, while damage inflicted is maximal.
Taking lots of pictures while they're throwing up in random places
Brositting Mike was hard enough, but then when Chris had too much to drink it almost got out of control.
by Tyler February 23, 2008
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by KrYtZ November 12, 2009
Get the brorito mug.Broskito is a word that women use to describe desirable men of interest. Originates from the words broski and burrito. If you are called broskito it means that you are someone who is very special and can also be considered boyfriend material. Burrito can also be replaced with Dorito, Frito, or Cheeto. The general concept is that someone who is a broskito is a snack.
Hey look at that cute broskito over there, I call dibs.
Girl 1- Hey look at him!
Girl 2- Broskito?
Girl 1- Yeah broskito.
Girl 1- Hey look at him!
Girl 2- Broskito?
Girl 1- Yeah broskito.
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Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt
- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
Symptoms of Brocitus are :
- A complete and total inibility to flirt
- A need to continueally use words such as bro, man, dude, yo, etc etc.
- Most of your friends are guys
- Not giving a fu** about how guys percieve you
- Laughing at sexist jokes
- the girl will usually has a best friend which guys find cute or interesting
- it's rare for a guy to call you cute / tell you they like you
- etc.
This is not to be confused with the tom-boy. Which terms have come to mean a girl who hangs out with guys yet is able to flirt, giggle, talk in a high pitched voice, etc.
"I thought it was going well, and then he told me I'm such a good bro."
"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
"I wish (insert name here would act like he's interested in me) too BAD I have BROCITUS"
*With your guy friends and another group of guys walks up.* You get introduced as "My bro (insert name here)" and the other group right away sees you as a bro.
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