brofess

Alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one's affection for/to another person as if they were one's bro, usually a result of a drunken situation.

Brandon: Dude, I totally can't believe you brofessed to Sam last night.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.

by WhoseLittleBoyIsThis October 11, 2016

Brofessor

A person who is smart and is cool at the same time.

MY FRIEND IS A BROFESSOR. HE GETS ALL A's AND HAS A MILLION YOUTUBE SUBS.

by Aceguy 100 September 5, 2016

brocession

Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.

guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "

by Macex May 6, 2009

Brosessive

Represents the phenomenon where individuals become incredibly possessive of their best friends. Said individual becomes very jealous and tries to forbid their best friend from having other friends.

"Yeah, I don't know what's gotten into Kayla. She's my best friend and all, but she gets really mad when I so much as talk to someone in class. I don't know to do, she's being super brosessive."

by ENGL1020 September 4, 2013

Brocest

When two people within a friendship group, especially two men within a fraternity, start dating and make hanging out as a group feel really weird

Ricky: dude it feels so weird since Johnnie and Marko started dating
Jo-dog: thats homophobic brah!
Ricky: nah dude, its not the gay thing, its just... *gazes off into middle distance* ...thats /brocest/ man

by Skadylan April 18, 2015

Brodesser

A big fat boy without achilles tendons

#legs#feet

´Hey is that a Brodesser?´

by Jackie CHan FAN 100 April 7, 2018

Brofessor

The Brofessor is the older "bro" that teaches a young buck 17-19 the art of GAINZ this man is a gym vet who is taking you to your first festival but not before you polish that rig.

Hey man are you going to rnv this year "yeah man my brofessor Madi is showing me the way"

by Chest size > pens size July 4, 2020