blunch

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.

I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.

by solidgol September 19, 2012

Hot Brunch

Like hot lunch but using Tin Foil instead of cling film.

Damn I've run out of cling film, we'll have to have hot brunch instead.

by CrustyGroinStain May 28, 2009

blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

by tbird06 April 23, 2008

brunch

The most important gay meal of the day.

I was having lovely brunch with Kenny and Chester at Over Easy the other day. You really should try their sassy eggs. They're fabulous!

by Rugby Kitten February 6, 2010

brunch

Contraction of breakfast and lunch, usually occurring around the hour of 11 a.m. Typically reserved for snobs and biddies who like tea and jam.

"Muffy, would you care for a bit of brunch after tennis? I can make reservations at the Forsythia Garden Tea House."

"Splendid. Do."

by Skaught April 4, 2004

Brunch

A quicker way to say “I plan to be wasted before noon!”

“BRUNCH, bitches!!!”

by Nsid December 10, 2018

Blunch

A better and more accurate term for a breakfast meal eaten at lunchtime

Hans had a very delicious chocolate covered cess for blunch

by ohsmellycat May 12, 2020