brainhead

someone who's so stupid, they're smart

"Dude that looks like a bird."
"No you brainhead, it's a super hero."

by vatalanna January 14, 2014

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Barithmetic

noun- the process of calculating how many drinks one could buy at the bar if they forgo paying a bill.

Daniel: "Johnathan, if I forgo bearing the expense of my gas bill, we can get intoxicated tonight!"

Johnathan: "I dare say, during this recession, that is an ingenious use of your barithmetic!"

by hsfe325 November 30, 2009

Brathel

Any place or situation where the proportion of bros to all other people exceeds a tolerable standard

College Student 1: Hey do you want to go to that party at my friend's frat house? I heard there may be some hot girls there!

College Student 2: Meh, you know that frat is filled with bros, I don't know.

College Student 1: Yeah that's true, every time they throw a party it turns into a fuckin' brathel. Let's go downtown and pick up horny exchange students at a bar.

College Student 2: Baller!

by Matty J.D. March 31, 2009

braithen

a very uncommon name given to people with big heads

look at braithen he thinks he’s amazing he has a big head

by Brodie Roofs September 1, 2021

brathay

To greet, to hail, to welcome. Can also be used to harass or playfully intimidate. The term often spoken loudly with accent on the (ay). The word first coined in the early seventies in Hastings-on-Hudson, New York.

"Yo brathay. Spread out!"

by Iron Ladder November 18, 2011

brathered

Brah-thered

Experiencing annoyance from wearing a bra that chafes.

The feeling that you have been wearing your bra for too long.

Being uncomfortably aware that your bra is too tight.

I am so brathered right now. I can't wait to get home and take my bra off.

by Puzz November 15, 2017