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Limp Brain

An individual who cannot think for themselves. They ask for assistance to make decisions from others, but rarely if ever follow their advice. A very weak minded person who constantly complains about their situation, but cannot find any solutions to change it. A pussy headed idiot.
Student #1: Wow! That junior high principal seems lost and can't figure out the policies in the school handbook.

Student#2: Yeah, Mr. Culver is a real limp brain. He needs to go back and work at DHS with Clifton.
by skypie July 26, 2011
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Freshman Brain

A term that encompasses the deficit in emotional awareness often exhibited by college freshmen compared to most upperclassmen. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: crippling insecurities that require massive reassurance to quell; flaking repeatedly; early onset "what are we" talk; lovebombing; colossal mood swings. Prepare for a rollercoaster.

Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Example 1:
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"

"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."

Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."

"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
by BrainLads February 1, 2022
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brain drain

When an organization or community is doing poorly enough that its smartest people, seeing the writing on the wall, leave for better opportunities elsewhere. This is common in business and other organizations that perpetuate a common goal or mission and once purged it typically accelerates the demise of the organiztion.

For example: Facebook's poor stock performance since it's IPO and lack of favorable stock options for employees puts them at risk of brain drain. Many will likely head over to Google or Apple, but they'll be in trouble.
Mark Zuckerberg: Sheryl, can find me those repots on Zynga's...Hey?! Why are wearing a Google sweatshirt?!

Sheryl Sandberg: Sorry Mark. We had a good run, but your lack of focus on ad revenue and overvalued IPO has caused this drop in FB stock value with no end in sight. I and the others are leaving before the stock tanks.

Mark Z: The others? They're all leaving Facebook? You can't! We'll never survive this brain drain!

Sheryl: Yeah, sorry. You should've thought about that before going public.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2012
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square brain

when your always confused and you're kind of stupid
"I don't get this, I have square brain"
by That Random BLANK April 22, 2020
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yoga brain

a blissed trance state of relaxation after yoga class
I can't answer your question! I've still got yoga brain from my evening class.
by Doctor Science November 29, 2010
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Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.
Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.
by Pizzozo February 14, 2008
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All bone, no brain

When someone's head/skull is literally filled with inches of skull, and no brain is contained within that skull. Hence, the person's head is "All bone, no brain."

Synonymous to: stupid, idiotic, not intelligent, dumb, thoughtless, ridiculous, childish, adolescent, Reema, unintelligent, etc.
Reema: "I mean yeah I guess I support gay marriage, but I don't want them to get married.... that's weird. "
Abdul: "Jesus Reema you're all bone, no brain."

Reema: "You can read arabic but you don't know what it means? How can you read the quran/a book and not understand what it says??"
Momo: "Bitch it's just like when you read a chemistry book. Damn all bone, no brain. "
by Grey+ January 26, 2015
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