boobs

Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.

boobs by osmo512 April 21, 2009

boobs

God's most lovely creation.

Boobs are nice...like boobs!

boobs by Stratta May 13, 2003

boobs

breast
tits
jublees
knockers
puppies
bonerizers

(.)(.)-regular ( . )( . )-fat (.) (.)-cleavedge (^)(^)-perkey ( y )-nipleless \./\./-gramma (#)(#)-milked (*)(*)-bitten

boobs by fuck a dog April 15, 2003

boobs

the mammary glands of female mammals. Used to feed the offspring by secreting a liquid known as milk.
For an odd reason, men find them very alluring.

My, your boobs are large.

boobs by Smartarse May 25, 2005

boobs

the reason there are lesbians

i became a lesbian when my college roommate let me feel her boobs

boobs by lesbian 4 life April 12, 2007

boobs

Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.

Woman: What are you looking at?

Man: Your boobs.

boobs by sukebe November 17, 2006

boobs

The answer to everything.

Girl: "Hey, can I borrow your ______?"
*leans slightly forward to expose boobs*

Guy: "TAKE IT ALL!"

boobs by Lynne A. September 21, 2008