Bobotomy

The first in a planned series of personalized brain surgeries which remove all traces of the common character traits of all the Bobs you ever knew. The steadfastness and resolve of the “Robert”, and the good looks and endearments of “Rob” in him are left alone, but all the fun-loving eccentricities and the “no pun left behind” attitude simply disappear on the cutting room floor. If the clinic is proven to successfully restructure Bob, the Joebotomy will arrive in time for the election. Any old Joe you choose can be transformed with a few deft cuts to become Barack or Bill-like at the molecular level. The Flobotomy follows and offers back a serious insurance agent where once only a floozy lived.

Bob had tried all of the run of the mill brain surgeries to make himself more docile, less irritating...but when the Bobotomy was introduced in ‘19 he was first in line for it and he was able to live a benign yet fruitful life. Never again would the world be subjected to bad puns and childish practical jokes.

by You rReal Name August 19, 2020

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bobettecheese

everything is tmi to her

bro hes such a bobettecheese he doesnt let people talk about shit

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Bobettes

Québec's name for underwear.

Ôte tes bobettes Ginette: m'en va te fourrer drette là!
(Take off your bobettes Ginette: i'm gonna fuck you right now!)

by Jean Saisrien January 19, 2021

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Boott

Goods or money obtained illegally.

Most people don't use the word boott they often use rob,steal so here is an definition of rob I guess

"Did you guys rob from Mr.Robert last week???some of his money has gone missing..he suspects you four!"

by TheUnknown769 May 21, 2021

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