Shadow Bumping

When on an online car game your player is at a delay causing your car to hit other players when you didn't hit them or you hit a car that isn't there anymore.

Man, this game has so much shadow bumping. I keep hitting players!

by Hayase June 21, 2021

Blumpkin Spice Latte

--noun
1. An act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a Starbucks bathroom.

--adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a Pumpkin Spice Latte.

"Fall is my favorite season because all the girls in Ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give Blumpkin Spice Lattes!"

alternate:
"Uh! My order is wrong and I'm going to puke-- this is Blumpkin Spice Latte!"

by RachRiot September 22, 2014

steak blumpkin

to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma

by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

Blumpkinator

The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.

by Dick Paul June 28, 2011

Blumpkin Hollow

A golf course located in Keney Park, Hartford County, Connecticut. Annual Host to the NGACT Tournament or "The Old Trash Can at Keney Park."

Dude, I just shot 81 at Blumpkin Hollow and I had 3 triple-bogeys while only using my 8 iron and ball retriever. This course sucks...

by amywhinehouseshusband May 5, 2011

Blumpkin Houdini

A highly coveted title in the Blumpkin Enthusiasts Worldwide Brotherhood Syndicate (BEWBS). It is only awarded to those who achieve supreme excellence in both giving and receiving Blumpkins. Those that pass the grueling trials and years of daily practice can proudly call them selves Blumpkin Houdini's.

Man: Somebody help!!!! I'm about to take a shit and there's no one to suck my dick!!!!!
Chris: It's your lucky day sir, I am a certified Blumpkin Houdini, follow me right this way.

by JesusSaurus420 July 11, 2018

bumping rails

Snorting lines of cocaine.

"She was in here every night bumping rails, that girl had a coke habit!"

by cosmic42 June 30, 2017