blogposting

When someone confuses posting in topic specific thread on image board or a forum with making a diary entry.

Anon1 - "I shaved my legs today."
Anon2 - "Someone get those blogposting faggots of my technology board already!"

by Szer0 December 8, 2018

pig bloppa whoppa

The severely degrading act of simultaneously giving someone a pig blap and a whoppa whoppa.

I owned Nate last night. After he stole my beer I pig bloppa whoppa'd his sorry ass!

by Alex the Word Master November 27, 2007

Blops

An abbreviation of the words Black Ops, referring to Call of Duty Black Ops.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna get on xbox live and play some blops?

Person 2: Sure man i love blops!

by chris derloshon October 21, 2010

blopnuts

The condition testicles are in after being kicked, punched, hit with a football, or any contact resulting in being knocked to the floor after being hit in the testicles, usually lasting about 10-15 minutes.

John tossed me the sledgehammer, but i failed to catch it properly and it left me with blopnuts.

by Blopnuts April 5, 2005

bloople

Made a mistake that was really really stupid.

Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.

by Toopid September 30, 2011

blopezing

The act of using soft, seductive whispers when in the presence of women in order to receive sexual favors. If successful, the male will receive a handjob at the least.

"Hey man, I was blopezing to a chick last night and the next thing I knew her hands were in my pants."

by Banilla March 22, 2009

Bloppelganger

A white persons black doppelgänger

Dude, that guy in cool runnings is totally your Bloppelganger

by TysonBo125 February 26, 2015