blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

Blomkin

a blomnkin is when you get a blowjob on the toilet,taking a shit

hey man, last night i got a blomkin from Jake Reid

by Jacob_99999986 May 12, 2008

blombi

a blonde broad who is also bomb. bomb ass blonde.

Rachael and Tay are blombis.

by taylortay January 24, 2010

Blozz

To perform a Blozza

Oi, you - blozz my prick

by Paul Fields September 10, 2003

blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

Blomkin Royale

When you're getting a blow job while on the toilet (taking a dump), and eating a sandwich.

That Italian last night made for a great Blomkin Royale.

by Jalse November 2, 2008

Bloozy

Bloozy:

Something that is disappointing; to be disappointed by someone or something.

John - "I will be on tonight at around 7"
Billy - "Sounds good"

*Billy waits till 9*

John - "I'm sorry I am late"
Billy - "Wow, you would bloozy me"

by PaTriccK March 11, 2009