Bloemfontein

1. The capital city of the Free State province in South Africa, also considered the stronghold of English-resisting, traditional Afrikaners. Afrikaans music and sosaties abound here. Not for the faint-hearted.

John: Hey dude, why is Piet dressed in khaki shorts and a two-tone shirt?

Paul: Dude, he's from Bloemfontein.

by Silversword April 17, 2011

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blomen

n. the combination of period-blood and semen, usually the result of having intercourse while the female is on her period, and/or when the female uses the penis as a tampon.

"that mixture of blood and semen on the bed sheets must be blomen"

by sexn00b December 27, 2009

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blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

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