blanched

to be completly high or stoned
blanched is a cool way to say it

Stoner 1: "dude, lets get blanched later"
Stoner 2: "man im already blanched outta my mind"

Stoner 1: "k so meet you in 10 minutes?"
Stoner 2: "Fuck yea man, im gonna get so fucking blanched now"

by blanchedking February 22, 2009

The Blanchards

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.

Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

by BigJesusBreakfast November 1, 2018

Cate Blanchett

To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.

If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

or

Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.

by Odiwbas July 20, 2008

blunch

when you smoke a blunt on your lunch break instead of eating.

A::how was your lunch break??

B:: good had blunch with mistaa perry!!(:

by bubblepop(: March 23, 2011

dame blanche

When you cum on a girl's chest and poop on it afterwards.

"I f*cked this crazy chick last night, she even asked me to do a dame blanche on her!"

by TriedItOnce April 26, 2015

Blanchard

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.

I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard

by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018

Baunch

The area starting with the entire underside of the scrotum and extending to the anus. The main area of the baunch is the backside of the testicals with the secondary area of the baunch being that of the area between the testicals and the anus. Women are physiologically incapable of having a baunch.

After a day of mountain biking my sweaty baunch was in desperate need of a wash.

by VAN_CLAR August 14, 2008