blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.

Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting

by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007

anal blasting

When the anus is pumped full of sperm until it explodes.

Anne: "Austin dont give me an anal blasting"
Austin: "Too late...sorry."

by Jgat115 November 11, 2015

Shoulder Blasting

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.

1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"

by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011

Tuna blasting

The female equivalent to crop dusting with the exception that the gas is secreted from the front of the female rather than from her back end.

When a female is working out to hard and she accidentally begins tuna blasting those around her.

by Molicious August 23, 2012

Pants Blasting

When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;

1) Having no stamina.

2) Strip club private dance encounters

3) Not having blown a load for a long time.

4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting

Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.

Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup

Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.

Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!

Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!

by N8URFACE August 20, 2010

Electro-Gooch Blasting

The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.

Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!

by Evil Pleasure July 5, 2010