Bitchmade

A drink for a whiny bitch.

" Quit whining, and drink some bitchmade!"

by strudelfart May 6, 2014

bitchmade

a weak man that believes in fairytales such as God doesn't exist, or that steroids make you smart. Likely small penis syndrome. He hasn't figured out that insulting people doesn't actually hurt their feelings. It makes them laugh at him and his anger issues.

That Dave called me his nickname bitchmade again I think he thinks the more he uses it maybe it gets accepted as a real word.

by xcept73 May 22, 2020

Bitchmade

a dude with a big mouf but is tall and lankey; without substanance...likely under 140lb

me:yo is that jack hanson o'r yonder...bitchmade asss....
someone else: naw thats erik monahan..applicable

by ezstacksalot May 21, 2011

Bitchpack

Fitting and transporting more people in the passenger area of a vehicle than there are seatbelts for.

There were 7 of us, so we all had to bitchpack into my car, which is only a 5-seater.

by MajorOutage April 22, 2006

Bitchmade

Deprived from Kanye and Jay Z's track "H.A.M.", the term bitchmade can be used to describe a female and the actions she does or words she says due to certain situations that she finds herself in. The female often reacts to situations with bitch-like tendencies, hence making her bitchmade.

Karen: Oh my God, my Dad went on a trip and took my PS3 controller. What am I going to do? All I do is play MW2 and FIFA. I'm going to cry. I can't go on without my games.
Friend: Shut up, Karen. You're being bitchmade right now.

by d0me November 17, 2011

magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.

That witch is a magical bitchwad

by Marix April 25, 2008

bitchPod

When your iPod stops functioning correctly or when the battery dies quicker than it should.

God damnit, my bitchPod keeps cutting my songs short!

by Hextacy March 11, 2007