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bitchwad 

Someone who is so utterly vulgur and mean (i.e.Lauren Shulz) That they could not be described with bitch or wad, but only bitchwad because neither one would be able to describe how bitchy this person is.
That hairy bitchwad smells like a 30 gallon tank of body odor with poop sharks swimming around in it.
bitchwad by Bothersome April 8, 2004

magical bitchwad 

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.
magical bitchwad by Marix April 25, 2008

Disloyal-fool-ass-bitchmade-punk 

Term coined by Denzel Washington in "Training Day"
Meaning:
one who is, while at the same time actin disloyal, is also actin bitchmade and like a punk, and is a fool-ass for thinking he gonna get away with it.
Guy 1: Yo, man last night one thing lead to another and i fucked yo girl. But it bros before hoes right?

Guy 2: YOU DISLOYAL-FOOL-ASS-BITCHMADE-PUNK!!! I was gonna propose to her tonight. Now i gotta kill you AND her!!

Bitchwarm 

Slightly warm. Not hot or cold. A weak warmth. Lukewarm.
Luke felt neither hot nor cold, but he hates acknowledging the word lukewarm's existence, so he'd say he is bitchwarm.

Devin wasn't too sure about Tyler's new fursuit. You could say he felt bitchwarm about it.
Bitchwarm by Bitchwarm Nomis August 29, 2019

bitchwaffle

(noun). One who exceeds the typical level of bitchdom such that she/he needs to be bitch slapped (aka waffled) with a firm object, including but not limited to an erect penis.
My colleague was being a bitchwaffle so I had no choice but to tag her in the head with my laptop.
bitchwaffle by Bman Fro-Lo November 13, 2006

cuntacular bitchwagon 

A station wagon driven by a fucking moron who doesn't understand the concept of moving the hell out of the way. Tends to have one or more fat white women in the car.
God damn cuntacular bitchwagon is in the way again.

Ram her.
cuntacular bitchwagon by AFMotoX311 September 7, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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