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blunch

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.
I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.
by solidgol September 19, 2012
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blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.
Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.
by tbird06 April 23, 2008
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bilingual

A person who's able to say "fuck you" if you speak Spanish or "jodete" if you speak English.
Im bilingual, I can offend you in many languages... cabron.
by Toronto Raptors January 29, 2008
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Blunch

A better and more accurate term for a breakfast meal eaten at lunchtime
Hans had a very delicious chocolate covered cess for blunch
by ohsmellycat May 12, 2020
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belund

A ligetimate retard that is probably hated and doesn't belong anywhere
Get out of here you belund
by The belund June 10, 2017
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Balunceeè

Often referred to as a act or gesture that one has obtain the maxium standard . A Balunceeè can be horizontal diagonal or semi .
Town performed a semi balunceeè while executing a snapper filet burr !!!
by Town242 February 17, 2019
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