Bigfoot Police

An infamous group of players on a game called "MapleStory".

Due to poor parenting and a lack of real life happiness, these players log onto the game with one goal in mind- to ruin other players gaming experience. They use hacks to disconnect other players, and "kill steal" a highly sought after monster- Bigfoot.

It is widely accepted that if these losers ever improve their personal hygiene enough to feel the touch of a woman in real life, they may lose interest in being such d-bags. Until then, they believe themselves to be cool in the game, but in reality are pitied by the rest of the gaming population for their sad existence.
Because I have all sorts of self confidence issues in real life, I will go onto MapleStory and ruin other people's experience by acting like the BF Police.

"Hey Bob, are you heading to Julia's house tonight, I heard her parents were out of town?" "Yup, I do indeed have a date tonight, something that a member of the Bigfoot Police won't ever say".
by Sarcastrific August 12, 2010
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Bigfoot Fairy

A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
by Bigfoot Researcher November 01, 2006
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shitty bigfoot

any type of cruel action on anything weaker than you
who ever ran over that poor cat is a shitty bigfoot
by five across the face April 07, 2015
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Bigfoots Delight

Very hairy sex.
Mike- About a month ago me and Jen didnt have enough money to buy razors to shave with. So the other night we really wanted to bang so we did a Bigfoots Delight.
Trip- Really? Sounds so pleasurable..
by Ced Ellis December 03, 2009
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Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.
*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"
by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015
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bigfoot

the wanna-be computer fixer guy who usually gets so pissed you end up getting your computer shot with a 12 gauge
"you fucking computer!" BANG! BANG! "thats what cocksuckers like you get bitch!" bigfoot says
by zajji April 08, 2008
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Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.
by hitemlow November 24, 2009
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