bobert

One whom is queer beyond all belief with many STD's and other undesireable diseases. Generally boberts have the intelligence of a vegetable and are considered "Less than Everything" -- Yes even less than dirt.

Ryan: "You queer ass bobert motha fucka!"

by t3h gEno April 30, 2005

Bobert

Using a family member's Costco/Sam's Club card, instead of the proper owner.

"I really need a case of salsa, but I don't have the cash to get s membership. Mind if I pull a "Bobert"?

by shumad1 October 23, 2012

Bobert

Portmanteau nickname of "Bob" and "Robert." Typically used in a derogatory manner and/or by the less intelligent, who think it's funny. Best used ironically in a tone of voice that sounds slightly screechy or with stereotypical "Autistic screeching" accompanying. Non-ironic case usages typically signify bad sense of humor.

Nick: Hi Bobert!
Robert: For the fifth fucking time, it's not funny! Cut that shit out!

by thethesaurusisnotadinosaur April 26, 2017

Bobert

A name some retarded kid in my lunch room came up with.

Austin: "Bobert is a real name!"
Me: "Fuck you, you piece of shit"

by Pedro DePacas May 20, 2014

Bobert

Bobert is the person you can trust with your life and rely on for literally everything, they will help you with everything and always have your back

Bobert is a total legend

by Its a bannnnnanana October 7, 2020

Babertooth Tiger

An unprecedentedly attractive female with the ferocity, appetite, and guile similar to a Sabertooth Tiger.

Alex: Dang, Annie sure is a Babertooth Tiger. Do you think she'd go out with me?
Marty: Forget about her man, she'd eat us alive.
Alex: *Sigh* Your're probably right.

by Marty Muley August 2, 2010

bibet

Bibet is the sound of your celphone vibrating as heard by the person you are conversing with.

I hear the bibet again.

by HammrG December 7, 2017