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Doing the beets

In key west, Louie’s backyard, the waitress Donna, who appeared mysteriously in a dizzying haze, expressed her desire to make love to a customer.
I’m doing the beets...well, you’re eating the beets.
by Odin1x May 27, 2018
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Beets

"That fire is hella beets dude!"
by Mr.Beets April 25, 2010
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begets

by still bored March 24, 2008
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Tyler beets

A super mega ultra gay guy who hangs out with 3 completely straight guys who also once looked at a dudes dick
Kanel: yo is that TYLER BEETS

Me: yes stay away him he is hella gay

Aven: TYLER BEETS are you eating a sausage that’s gay

TYLER: no Mr.Harris’s science lab
by Eeeeeeeeeeeeee67 February 20, 2019
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Bears Eat Beets

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
by eden100123 December 30, 2020
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gay berets

nickname of the sousaphone section of a high school or middle school marching band due to three standard and mandatorily successive characteristics:
1) they're all gay by definition.
2) they wear berets while they march because standard aussie hats or shakos don't fit under their sousaphones.
3) there is assonance that makes the term catchy.
...here come the trumpets...
...the trombones...
...the euphonia...
...the gay berets...
...the drums...
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 3, 2007
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Beets

A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.
"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?"

"Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd"

"Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"
by Blunter420 January 9, 2013
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