cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Beater's remorse

Intense regret after masturbating; derived from buyer's remorse.

"I had some terrible beater's remorse after jerking it to the Golden Girls."

by O.M.Bonoose December 9, 2008

NATIONAL BOY BESTFRIEND DAY

National Boy Bestfriend day is on November 19th, go appreciate your boy bestfriends and hang out with them more.

Boy bestfriend: why are you hanging out with me so much today?
You: because it’s National Boy Bestfriend day :)

by BESTFRIEND DAYS October 24, 2019

Bestheris

1.A slang term for the most preferred or best.

2.Anything that can be associated as most favorable.

Johnny: Man, Cindy is the bestheris out of all.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Johnny: *Snaps Mack's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.

by GoshDarnIt October 17, 2008

bestesta

better than the bestest.

he might be the bestest, but im the bestesta!!

by orr boogzy January 4, 2009

Wife Beater Course

A class or course so simple and passable that it's as easy as beating your wife.

Hey Bro, did how was ECON 101?

That class was literally a wife beater course my guy.

by Rom Tunde C*ck June 10, 2022

Boy bestfriend

A boy bestfriend is the best person you'll meet in your life.He'll cuddle you like your a little sister and protect you like your one too.He's the person who makes you smile,laugh and be yourself around the most!he would treat you like family and would be really proud of you no matter what you did he would text you in the morning and night and he would invite you around to his house all the time.You'd know his family and be comfortable around them,you'd drink tea and watch movies together whilst eating loads of junk food,then you would talk about everything and anything you ever knew and ever hoped and dreamed off.He would take you out to places and the cinemas and you could trust him with anything!

Girl 1:why do you always hang around with him?
Girl2:he's my boy bestfriend

Girl1:are you dating?
Girl2:nope well not yet

by Teenagedreams April 23, 2013