Benedict Cockblock

A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.

The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.

link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc

A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.

or

A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.

by dudeiwatedforyouman March 3, 2009

Benedict XVI

The new German Pope. Looks like the evil guy in the cloak from the star wars movies that shoots lightning from his fingers. Coincidence? I think not!

Person 1: That guys look very familiar.
Person 2: The guy from star wars who shoots lightning from his fingers?
Person 1: Oh yea your right!
Pope Benedict XVI: The darkside is strong withing you!

by Roger DCJ April 24, 2005

Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.

Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.

by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014

Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.

John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.

by Whitman18 August 26, 2021

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.

Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.

by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015

Benedict XVI

a potentially good pope who idiots, quite idiotically name a "nazi", clearly not knowing the facts about the nazi regime.

"the new pope is a nazi"

"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."

"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"

"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"

by sofiababe April 27, 2005

Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

by scoresman July 4, 2016