Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.

Look out! She'll go all bench on you.

by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009

BENCH

To Bench: To insert an object into the jap-eye of your penis.

What did you do with that pill?

-I benched it.

by Andycantskate December 18, 2008

BENCH

Another word used to describe a digital scale or triple beam (mostly used for weighing drugs).

I hope you got a "bench" this time cause it wasn't right last time.

by 2-Shay April 17, 2006

bench

A group of elitists who practise very exclusionary techniques. From bench meaning gang hangout.

I went by the Bench today and barely made it past with my life.

by Alex J. July 29, 2005

bench

clothing brand worn by chavs

"I've got a Bench coat, t-shirt, and jeans"
"You fucking chav"

by Jarc December 31, 2008

Benching

"Benching": it's the latest craze after "Planking" and ""Neknominate".

Davo was benching when some old bird wanted to sit down on the same bench.

by ChewyAnimal May 1, 2014

benched

Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.

Johnny was benched for talking back to Mrs. Beronio.

by renben February 2, 2009