A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.
by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

by cmarr06 December 16, 2019

To use the tip of one's genitalia as a stylus, in order to trace the contours of another man's genitalia which have been superimposed on a touch screen device. An act commonly referred to as the "Dick Tracy".
I wanted to send my wife a realistic dick drawing on iOS messenger, so I asked my buddy to Warren Beatty me.
by Cutepants September 14, 2017

"Hey that guy is so super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, and chill!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"
by coolattrctivsmrtfnnychll September 20, 2022

by Aa21 December 13, 2019

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.
by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024
