Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

tucker beatty

Tucker is a very cool guy everyone should adore.

Girl: Who is Tucker Beatty?
Me: He is a very cool guy and you should adore him.

by cmarr06 December 16, 2019

Warren Beatty

To use the tip of one's genitalia as a stylus, in order to trace the contours of another man's genitalia which have been superimposed on a touch screen device. An act commonly referred to as the "Dick Tracy".

I wanted to send my wife a realistic dick drawing on iOS messenger, so I asked my buddy to Warren Beatty me.

by Cutepants September 14, 2017

daniel beattie

a super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, chill guy from Missouri, USA

"Hey that guy is so super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, and chill!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"

by coolattrctivsmrtfnnychll September 20, 2022

Beatty

Alcoholic assholes that are either really light weighs or know how to hold their alcohol.

You see that Beatty over their? He went through a full cage by him self and is still standing.

by Aa21 December 13, 2019

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024