by doudsie January 31, 2017
Get the Beady mug.Beadlehand n. A small mutant hand.
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
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by Jim Baxter March 31, 2004
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When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.
My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.
by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011
Get the beaded curtain mug.herbal-type cigarettes that have no filkter or papers and are rolled in leaves and tied with a string. come in different flavors, are bought at Hemptations etc.
by lauren August 30, 2003
Get the beadies mug.A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.
The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.
The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'
The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.
The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'
by Pervos September 12, 2005
Get the Beadle Claw mug.Chronic sweating for no apparent reason - the beads roll down one's forhead like a waterfall. Discolouration of the armpit area on the shirt is a common occurence.
Ash: Mate, you got a bead on?
Henry: Mote, discolourage!!
Ash: Muh!
Henry: Mate, it's so bad, it feels like the Atlantic in here!
Henry: Mote, discolourage!!
Ash: Muh!
Henry: Mate, it's so bad, it feels like the Atlantic in here!
by Choirboy69 January 9, 2007
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