bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.

Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.

by YINever July 26, 2005

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

Woddy-baiting

n. Free for all persecution of a friend for drunken entertainment and humour.

Pete: That was some Woddy-baiting last night!
Chris: Yep, but in my opinion the twat deserved it!

by Lardytugboat September 17, 2008

two batting

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

binge bating

It is when one continuously masturbates throughout the day and night all in one sitting.

Bro! My boss gave me a day off yesterday and I was binge bating for the whole day! I feel so relaxed now!
masturbate jerk off rosy palm slapping the monkey choking the chicken making the bald man cry

by JesseFriedOreos January 3, 2016

Rice-baiting

Race-baiting but specifically regarding asian stereotypes.

The Asian candidate was rice-baiting his White opponent during the debate to try and gain the advantage.

by Matthew Nguyen October 27, 2020

Hijib Baiting

a type of practice of martial art, in which hijib baits his friends into circummming to slitting their wrists

ant "hijib baiting stop frickin baiting!"
hijib "nah im done"

by Hijinb October 16, 2021