dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.

1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.

by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007

Laundry basket

Horny nigga laundry bakset (HNLB)

"yo what's up my laundry basket"

by Joenuts567 May 1, 2021

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.

don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"

by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010

Yam Basket

a colloquial, catch-all term for the female reproductive unit comprised of the vulva, vaginal canal, cervix, and uterus.

Example 1: Mike had to leave work one day to get some blood work done. When he returned, his boss asked him, jokingly, if he was pregnant. Mike said, without hesitation, "no, I don't have a baby in my yam basket."

Example 2:

B: How do you feel about the word snatch?
K: I kind of like it as a euphemism for lady parts. I don't like cunt or pussy--I think those are hard, negative words, but I kind of like snatch.
B: Let's think of some other ones. What about YAM BASKET?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA! (erupts into laughter, loses control of car, drives off bridge)

by Party A May 26, 2009

Smurf Basket

The result of prolonged and over-enthusiastic deep throat where the lips turn blue from suffocation and vomit fills the mouth from gag reflex.

Jenny never sucked cock again after her excitement led to a Smurf Basket on her first time.

by SammySallyForth November 24, 2010

basket ass

when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.

Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?

by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019