barn language

Language that is said all the time in the barn... usually involves the words shit, ass, godddamn it, and son of a bitch.

Example of barn language:
Bob: There is a whole lot of cow shit lately.
Bill: Yup!!
Bob: God Damn it... my cow had started a fire. Might as well put er out. Shit!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

Pussy Barnacles

Term used to describe herpes on a nasty va-jj.

Tom: I heard that broad Bon Qui-Qui has pussy barnacles.

Chris: I'd still fuck her, she's studded for your pleasure.

by I do coke off strippers asses August 20, 2011

Soul barence

A measure of personal information used when extracting intimate details from another party.

Liz: ‘Everyone is telling me that I have to ask you about what happened at the alpaca farm over the weekend...’’

Suzy: ‘That’s an expensive conversation Liz, you might find the amount of soul barence required is too high of a price to pay.’

by theMothershed November 28, 2018

lil barnacle

The most intelligent young rapper of our generation. When you listen to his music you instantly orgasm and enter the fourth dimension.

Joe: The new lil barnacle song is so good
Yuri: I have something to tell you... I am lil barnacle.
Joe: (Instant orgasm and entrance into the next life)

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 23, 2019

Barnacles

The Spongebob Squarepants fanatic's way of say "shit", as in you messed up, or "damn it".

Patrick, "I lost the tickets Spongebob."

Spongebob, "Oh barnacles"

by PH34R3ST June 16, 2005

Muck her barn

a phrase that synonymous with "to perform cunnilingus on a female". The term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of cunnilingus and the barn being an unwashed vagina. The term was coined by homosexual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral sex on women.

After a long day's work, Jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a glass of wine, invite Brandy over, then muck her barn

by J. Kloos December 4, 2013

barn burner

An exciting sports match that is competitive to the very end.

That Duke-UNC basketball game was a real barn burner! I didn't know who was going to win!

by prefanman October 22, 2007