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Bartlett Illinois

Bartlett is an obscure northwest suburb of chicago that is surrounded by Streamwood, Hanover Park, Elgin/South Elgin, Bloomingdale, West Chicago, and Carol Stream. If you’re not from the other places that were just listed, chances are you may not even know where or what Bartlett is. In a nutshell, it’s a mid-size suburb with about 42,000 residents that has NOTHING to offer. Filled with subdivisions and neighborhoods everywhere, we basically just have two starbucks, a jewel osco, a home depot, a few fast food places, and a decent park district, pool & library. other than that, we have NOTHING and there’s never anything to do here.

Our school district is U-46 , sadly, which means that Bartlett High School and South Elgin High School are both average at best, but are lowkey ghetto. Most of the teenage population of bartlett is doing some type of crazy shit whether it be drinking all the damn time, smoking tons of weed, or juuling. (possibly worse shit but who knows) Or in some cases, kids just drive around and waste gas, with no destination. But can you blame them?? Bartlett has nothing to offer. There’s nothing to do and in order to be entertained or find something to do, you need to travel to the surrounding suburbs.

Bartlett residents are always bored and have to go elsewhere for a good time. But overall bartlett isn’t that bad of a place to live. It’s safer and cleaner than some of the other surrounding northwest suburbs, that’s for sure.
Person from Indiana: “Where are you from?”

Bartlettian: “Bartlett Illinois.”

Person from Indiana: “Where the hell is that??”

Bartlettian: “Exactly.”
by BartlettBitch August 18, 2019
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Bartle Doo

A food, which can be eaten raw, cooked, or if distilled made into a booyon. Also used in Linky Burgers.
You dont got Bartle Doo?
Crap mo' stank!
by theshadowyoshi January 22, 2009
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Bartle doo

a phrase used by Mumbles (edbassmaster) on YouTube which i believe to be synonymous with the phrase "that'll do"
I would like that, that, this and those.
Aight, bartle doo
by el nagre loco November 15, 2010
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Bartlesville High School

Ranked the "number one school in spreading gossip and getting in other people's business and being hypocritical" in the State of Oklahoma and in the central region of the United States.

Also known as "Shady B".

A very small amount of people are in the "stu-co" or "pom" group, and even though no one likes any of them, they think they run the school, although not a soul cares about what they have to say. When they do ANY of the things they make gossip about everyone else doing, somehow it is "okay" (hence the hypocrisy). They all meddle in every small piece of meat they can get their hands on, and congratulate and support their own for the same issues.

Bartlesville High School (11-12) must not be confused with Bartlesville Mid-High School, which is for the 9th-10th grade. Bartlesville Mid-High is known for the disgusting bathrooms and classrooms and ridiculous authorities.
"You are transferring to Bartlesville High School? You're in for some serious drama!"

"Why does everyone in this school lie so much?"
"Because it's Bartlesville High School."
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bartle

A curse that will summon a evil little troll who will keep harassing your life no matter what you do.
Never break up with a gypsy girl for someone else or she'll give you the bartle curse.
by Lucas_JWF February 7, 2009
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Neopets Battledome Chat

A board packed with 11-14 year olds who consider themselves '1337' and everyone else a 'n00b'. If you post asking for some aid on this board, and you're not well-known.. forget it.
Egos are king on this chat board, though some (very few) people are kind and will help you out.
"I pwned j00 because j00 are a n00b"
"I am 1337"
by P December 21, 2004
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Bartlesville Fuel Spill

When a girl gets off so convulsively upon orgasm that she shits herself. If she's a gusher, you may have a blow-out on your hands.
I rogered Natalie so thoroughly that she was embarrassed to have finished off with a little Bartlesville Fuel Spill.
by Jickety March 16, 2008
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