barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

Pee Barrier

The barrier that stops you when you need to fart by threatening to make you piss your pants when you do.

I was about to let out a massive fart i'd been holding for hours but the pee barrier stopped me.

by craz3killa May 14, 2011

Burley Barrier

When a person feels that they have to stay in Burleson, Texas due to their family lineage living there for multiple generations.

I was looking at houses in Grapevine, but then the Burley Barrier got to me and I stopped looking.

by JerrytheJones November 1, 2017

Fanfiction Barrier

How far you need to be in a book, series, etc. before you can safely and seriously start reading fanfiction.

Liz has only watched three episodes of Supernatural.
Liz: OMG, Sam and Dean are soooo cute together! Check out this fic!
Jo: Bitch, you haven't even crossed the Fanfiction Barrier!
Liz can't read fanfic, come on!

by Not responsible for August 22, 2014

height barrier

a shitty rule made by girls which states that a guy must be at least 6 foot to engage in an intimate relationship with them.

p1: damn that bitch is fine
p2: youre below the height barrier, she is out of your league
p1: FUCKING SKANK

by buggaMan420 January 26, 2022

Beer Barrier

The sickly feeling that is gained once an excessive amount of beer has been consumed in a short period of time that requires fresh air and a strong mind to overcome. Typically after this barrier is hit, the consumer is clear to drink as much beer as possible as it will not re-occur.

"Oi Tom, i've hit the beer barrier, im going outside for some air"

by JHBigBoi September 24, 2012

Brown Barrier

Phrase used to describe the point in a race when an individual or team give up for no obvious reason. More often than not to be found a little past the halfway point and is not dependant on the length of the overall course. It is used frequently in conjunction with the term Puma.

They may be in the lead at the moment, but with the Puma onboard they'll hit the Brown Barrier just past the half way mark.

by Charles Henry Ocolate-Puma June 19, 2003