Colombian slang. Related to sex. When a man slaps his penis on a vagina or ass hole without putting it in.
Antonio: I gave my maid a brochaso.
Luis: Do you think she may be pregnant?
Antonio: I hope not, I'm gay
Luis: Do you think she may be pregnant?
Antonio: I hope not, I'm gay
by Pami December 11, 2010
Get the Brochaso mug.The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.
Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.
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This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.
“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
by carbonmonoxide January 9, 2023
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Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.
Basically means a bachelor who puts his bros before finding a woman.
Desperate: Hey, there's a cute girl over there. You should go swoop that up!
Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!
Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?
Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.
Me: No way, man, I haven't seen these guys in forever!
Desperate: But you're single, dude! How will you find a wife?
Me: Hey, man. I'm a brochelor.
by Blake the Brochelor January 5, 2011
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Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"
Bughead and Barchie stans: "Frick you, you melon"
Barchie stans: "Stfu you're just here to pass time"
by Thankyou, I don't not care June 8, 2020
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