barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

italian barbershop

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair

That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.

by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

Da Barber

Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.

Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.

Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!

by khrumzza October 30, 2011

barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

bamberski

bam-ber-ski (verb) To take matters into your own hands when being blocked by something or someone stupid or selfish and you are entirely in the right.

cf. the action of one Mr Bamberski, who caught his daughter's killer and delivered him, bound and gagged, to a competent court. Said killer had been convicted in absentia, but had not been extradited by his country of residence.

by QWPA October 22, 2009

Barber School

Someone with an unkempt or disheveled hairstyle, suggesting the subject received their haircut at a discounted rate from a barber training program.

Hey, get a load of barber school over here. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls was back on tour.

by Johnny Typo December 18, 2010