Barlow

Underage drinker and smoker that often cannot remember the night before

Random guy: Oi You're fucking wrecked Barlow
Barlow: Yeah I am, but at least im not mankey like you!
Random G: ahaha Bullets

by Cabbarmassie April 29, 2008

Joel Barlow High School

The fucking worst place in the world. Nobody likes anyone. Nothing happens. 1 or 2 fights per year. 10 non white kids per grade if you're lucky. Shitty ass walls that looks like someone painted it all pink, then shit and pissed on the whole thing.

Me: "I go to Joel Barlow High School."
Rest of Fairfield County: "Poor ass bitch."

by Fuck_Connecticut May 12, 2016

Bartlow

Bartlow is the last name of a person that knows what's what. In some countries, like the USA, they are regarded as royalty and should be. When you get 2 or more together, the more the better, then the possibilities are endless. Most are available for parties and bar mitzvahs upon request.

Man, that person is awesome, they must be a Bartlow.

by Oramatron March 9, 2009

barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.

Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.

by Jessica January 5, 2005

ken barlow

A small measure of an alcoholic drink, most noteably half a pint. Named after the Coronation Street character who only drinks half pints of beer. Used mainly in a mocking/banter way between young groups of males. Can also refered to simply as a 'ken'.

To order a half pint of beer in the pub one might say 'Could i get a ken barlow please'

by James Graley July 6, 2007

barfogenic

Causing one to regurgitate; sickening, nauseating.

A movie about murder can be detailed and even graphic without being barfogenic.

by Stephen E. Moore April 16, 2004

Barfly Paper

The type of woman who by her dress and/or demeanor attracts the local drunkards or barflies.

You can't let her go out by herself dressed like that! She'll be total barfly paper!

by cr0nky October 16, 2009