Laura Bartley

Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.

“Jack what do you think off Laura Bartley”
“Top grafter”

by Seth creswells smegma April 29, 2021

Puppy Barley

The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.

The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.

by MichaelJacksonDoAHeeHee June 14, 2022

barley

A cereal grain that generally comes in 2-row and 6-row varieties. Malted and used to produce sweet, sweet beer.

All I need is barley, water, hops, and yeast and I can make the best beer you ever tasted

by SayItLikeItIs May 19, 2005

barley

What you end up saying when you mean barely.

"I barley had any time to do my homework last night!"

by ALittleLonesome October 14, 2011

__.barley.__

My mutual on tiktok, very cool. Is known for being a HUGE Mirai Sasaki (Sir Nighteye) simp. Like its bad. Uses they/them pronouns, if you misgender them i will be angry. Also wants sn!pe to order them like a dog, its interesting

"whos that one huge nighteye simp?"
"oh, your talking about __.barley.__"

by Emmanottaken June 28, 2021

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009

barclay's bank

cockney rhyming slang for wank (masturbate)

i'm gonna have a barclay's

by ben curry September 24, 2003