Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.
I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
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Aunt Jemima Eye Poke

a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet September 15, 2008
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Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face
Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!
by Dom Coviello May 18, 2007
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Aunt Jemima Gang Race

This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!
Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010
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aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them
Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .
by Daddy bunny July 04, 2017
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Aunt Jemima Mistake

When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.
Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!
by Twittenham_rebel April 29, 2009
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aunt jemima drip

The last bit of cum that drips out of your dick after intercourse.
Bob, I just finished fucking Mary , pulled my underwear on and had massive aunt jemima drip going on.
by Jesbat April 18, 2010
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