The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 2, 2022

One More Attempt, or "OMA" for short, is a giga collab hosted by the individual named "bennoct". it was started in february of 2024 and has a staggering 302 parts, with a total member count of 670. the level itself is 94 minutes long. making it the longest decorated level ever in the history of geometry dash.
by TIVQTIVQTIVQTIVQ April 17, 2024

Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
by QuacksO June 21, 2023

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.
Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.
by BoboJones April 12, 2014

Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin
Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.
by pussack August 6, 2018
