assfume

When a whore smells like ass mixed with bad perfume.

Damn, that girl's a whore. She's releasing assfumes.

by mikerulez101 October 20, 2010

asscumber

mildly derogatory term, the 'ass' part of the word can be pronounced in an American drawl for effect...

I said take the next left, you asscumber!

by Hannah Morriwoman March 29, 2011

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by timetravellingcarrot August 2, 2021

Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.

1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"

by Harrowing June 29, 2011

assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

by mandingoe May 26, 2004

assdumb

Someone so completely stupid that they are unworthy of the term "dumbass".

That assdumb Tony has gone and upfucked my Playstation.

by chillin2long June 4, 2003

assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."

Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005