assfume

When a whore smells like ass mixed with bad perfume.

Damn, that girl's a whore. She's releasing assfumes.

assfume by mikerulez101 October 20, 2010

Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.

Assume by nina October 21, 2003

ASSUME (ass u me) 

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong

When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’

ASSUME (ass u me) by Ramin99 September 22, 2018

Assfumble 

Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.

Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!

Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.

Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012

Assume

to make an ass out of u and me.
verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.
Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
To make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't.

I am assuming we're going to have wonderful weather today.
Assume.

Assume by Notmad February 17, 2013

Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumed Single by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

Assumehole 

An aggressive attacker on an issue spewing hatred at every response as if it was a direct and personal opposition.

Just don't engage an assumehole they will loose steam after a while when getting ignored.

Assumehole by The 80/20 rule July 28, 2017