Astronomy

A scientific study for those who seek to understand the intricate ways of other worlds and galaxies because they’ve given up trying to fathom the ways of this one.

"I didn’t see this coming when I left Kansas for the Windy City. At the time I was in college, Loyola University, majoring in astronomy. Why astronomy? Simple, there wasn’t anything on Earth that could motivate me enough to go to an 8 AM class on a half-way regular basis."

My Keys to Success
Published in Crosscurrents Magazine 2006

by nethcev! August 20, 2006

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

assrocket

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

by KingWarthog April 15, 2003

Astronautalis

The best deep underground rapper. Known for his deep rhymes and different beats. He takes Eminem's title for best white rapper.

Astronautalis has some tight ass rhymes!

by Schuyler January 17, 2005

Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.

In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.

Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.

by cheerihOes September 6, 2021

arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

by neil armstrong April 9, 2008