Asshatchery

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

by Chronnie January 6, 2008

ashamed

How you feel after you masturbate.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!"-Your mom

by cccccombobreaker June 10, 2013

asshat

a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.

wow candice price is a total asshat

by josh younggayblood January 12, 2009

asshatious

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.

"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

asshamper

a derogatory word meant to highlight the fact that you smell as bad as humanly possible

your a walking asshamper

by clarky17 July 15, 2010

assrambler

One who rambles the asses. See also: fag machine

Anderson Cooper has neither confirmed nor denied rumors that he is an assrambler

by redslime August 15, 2006

Asshair

Someone worse than an asshole, namely because an asshole serves an actual purpose, but an asshair smells just as bad and serves no useful purpose whatsoever.

John: Hey, that mark is an asshole
Frank:, No man, he's useless, he's an asshair.

by Daniel Beaton December 28, 2005